😴 EXHAUSTION ZONE 😴
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PARENTING WINS
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Chapter 1: The Pregnancy
Challenge 0 / 10
🎤 YOUR SCREAM
SPACE fly | A auto-play | B pause
🤖 SUPER PARENT
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STAGE COMPLETE!
You survived!
GET READY TO PARENT
🎤 SCREAM into your mic to fly UP!
📱 On mobile: TAP & HOLD the fly button
🤖 Tap AI for auto-pilot mode
😌 Press B to pause and take a breath
🏆 Pass 100 obstacles to win!
📱 On mobile: TAP & HOLD the fly button
🤖 Tap AI for auto-pilot mode
😌 Press B to pause and take a breath
🏆 Pass 100 obstacles to win!
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👶 SCREAM TO PARENT 👶
18 Years of Beautiful Chaos (in 5 Minutes)
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✨ Choose Your Character ✨
- or play as default emoji above -
Scream (or press SPACE) to stay above exhaustion
Stop screaming = collapse into burnout = game over
Press B anytime to pause & breathe
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😵 PARENT BURNOUT 😵
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Challenges Survived
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"You fell asleep standing up."
💡 Lesson: It takes a village. Ask for help!
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🎓 THEY GRADUATED! 🎓
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You screamed your way through 100 parenting challenges and raised functional humans!
🎓 Final Wisdom: The days are long but the years are short. You blinked and they grew up. Now they'll call you for money. Worth every sleepless night.
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✨ OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ✨
LEGENDARY PARENT
This certifies that the above screamer has officially survived
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Challenges Survived
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Stages Completed
🏅 Special Achievement Unlocked 🏅
"Parenting: the only job where you're simultaneously a chef, nurse, therapist, and Uber driver."
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